Ingredients
Take 1 large field
14 teenage girls
A dash of finely ground dirt
4 bases
1 rotten coach
14 pears of Nike cleats
3 Easton Bats
14 Rawling gloves
3 packs of sunflower seeds
28 Gatorades
A bakers dozen of Rowdy parents
Directions
In the large field take 9 of the 14 teenage girls reserving the other 5 in the dugout. Place the 4 bases in the field surrounding them with a dash of finely ground dirt. Take the rotten coach and place him on the edge of the field. Give each girl their 14 pears of Nike cleats and Rawling Gloves. Give the players in the dugout the Easton Bats. Drench the players in Gatorade and pop in a bunch of sunflower seeds. Last but not least add the most important ingredient the Rowdy parents.
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That's a funny description of your softball days. I like the "recipe for success" method incorporated in the essay. I don't know whether or not you did the "pears" on purpose but it works. I assume so. The last part takes me back, the rowdy parents. Good work.
ReplyDeleteYeah I was wondering if anyone was going to get the pears thing. I was scaried people might just think wow she's stupid.
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