Sunday, April 26, 2009

Brain Teasers

Family - We put the 'fun' in dysfunctional.

Food - All I do is say "BAM!"

Religion/Spirituality - It's not Jesus; it's his fans.

College - It's a boner: long and hard.

Love and Sex - It hurts. It hurts. It's awesome.

Goals, Hopes, Dreams - I just want people to listen.

2 comments:

  1. oh dear, you light up my life! you have a way with words. we should go into business together...if only there was a market for smartasses like us! great job!!!

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  2. goals hopes dreams: a market? there is! there is!

    goals hopes dreams by yoda: a market for smartasses there is.

    (advice to myself: sleep before you totally humiliate yourself)

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