G. It seems, that since my invention, I have this sort of lulling effect, a sort of calming-type personality. I have found I can control hoards of people in various ways...such as spiteful wars, unjust poverty, even lucky breaks at the casino!
M. Don't you think your thrill of power goes against what most believe and that is that you are a loving being?
G. Give me a break. We all have skeletons. We all have vices.
M. Is it true that you will be in heaven waiting for us when we die?
G. Seriously? That is Christian belief, my friend. Do you know how many other standards of belief there are for my existence? Hell, when you die, I may turn you into a butterfly, keep you in purgatory for awhile, doom you to hell. Who knows. I dunno.
M. So just who is Jesus?
G. Wha? You mean that smarmy chicano who forgot to turn on my irrigation system?
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